Thursday, May 12, 2005

See the Ads, Tuppence A Bag...

For those of you who despair that there's just way too much stuff on the Web.

Install the Google Content Blocker.
And sing along with me...

Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent
Sung to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from the movie "Mary Poppins."
Play the tune for me, please!

Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent!
All because the subject matter's
Never what you wanted.
Now the stuff is really gone,
And you can surf undaunted.
Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent!

Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Because all of the text obscured
Most of the lovely ads.
An interstitial popped-up quick,
To help me with the fads.
But then one toolbar I installed,
It saved me so much time.
All of the content was forestalled,
The rest was quite sublime.

Oh,
Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent!
All because the subject matter's
Never what you wanted.
Now the stuff is really gone,
And you can surf undaunted.
Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent!

Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay
I clicked and surfed around the Net,
And everywhere I went.
I'd use the toolbar and would see
The absence of content.
A site with Flash or JavaScript
Is not to a me a shock.
Because my browser's well equipped,
With Google Content Block.

Oh,
Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent!
All because the subject matter's
Never what you wanted.
Now the stuff is really gone,
And you can surf undaunted.
Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent!

Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay
So when the content's in the way,
There's no need to shut down.
Just summon up the blocker,
And you'll never see a noun.
But better use it carefully,
As no doubt you'll see.
One night I clicked upon my blog,
And now I'm content free!

I'm
Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent!
Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent!
Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent!
Superstitial-AdRealistic-XoutAlltheContent!
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